Welcome to the internet, where the men are real men, the women are real men, and the little girls are real FBI agents.

Linkety-link-link-link.

• Bash.org is a collection of funny (often NSFW) quotes from IRC users.
• Kiva.org lets you loan small amounts of money to would-be entrepreneurs in third-world countries. You don't get any interest, but these days that's better than the stock market.
• I wanna be a Sesame Street Martian for Halloween next year. I won't get around to making the costume, though, so I won't.
• Using your TV as a radar. Awesome.
• Just how unlikely your vote is to matter, and why (pdf) you should vote anyway.
• When restaurants are more clever than clean.
• A crazy pastor has a crazy plan to keep Obama from becoming president.
• Fundies Say the Darndest Things is a collection of other crazy religious people being crazy.
  
• A silly song about believing silly things. Could be offensive, as you may believe in one of the things deemed silly.
• Finally, an odd glitch in most text editors.